pea brains

Can someone explain to me what the heck our elected officials in Washington DC are thinking right now? No, don't answer that because its pretty clear that almost none of them are using the scant brain cells they were born with. Now there's a real use for stem cell research. Providing American elected leaders with the necessary white matter to vote with.

On a voice vote, the house agreed that no money from federal contracts to reconstruct Iraq should go to companies from France, Germany, Russia, or Syria, all members of the United Nations Security Council that opposed the war.

That's funny. They forgot China.

They all must be drunk.